![]() I dislike my life not being the same way." " Nothing better than having all this space to yourself.".The grass grows too efficiently and makes the entire course rough." I don't like practicing my swings on top of my family and friends." " A strong gale adds challenge to a game of golf, but this is rather excessive."." This wind makes for a very difficult course.".Going outside swinging an iron is a winning ticket!" " The odds of being struck by lightning are the same as the lottery." Water hazards are a lot larger when it rains, making it that much harder to reach the green!"." Golfing in THIS weather?! Only if you like swinging around a giant lightning rod!".Time to put my club down and have a margarita." " I hit a hole in one! That's a good reason for us all to celebrate." I'm having trouble concentrating on this swing because of the obnoxious party going on around me."." I don't know what's scarier, a Blood Moon or my sister during a Blood Moon!"." The blood stains on my club? Have you seen the zombies outside?!"." Should I take up fishing? Bribing to fetch my balls out of the water is emptying my wallet!"." According to, I'm murdering a lot of her friends when I mow the lawn." has mistaken my golf balls as ammo for his musket on several occasions.".Good thing you can get water out of a cactus." " Why, thank you! I've been stuck in this sand pit for days.If I were trapped out here any longer, I could have come down with a heat stroke!" ![]()
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